- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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