- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

What's white and horny? A unicorn

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Anti-jokes are funny.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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