What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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