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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

your so fat. your fat!

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

Duke Nukem censored line: What are you waiting for? the celebration of the day you crucified Jesus and ate his flesh and blamed it upon the anti christ because of... Victory? Because you know Jesus gave his life in order to prove that he was immortal and died for your sins because his life is eternal... Satan your Moral Man: Nah, lets just go with "what are you waiting for, christmas?" Now go celebrate you murdering your savior which said "ill be back" on the cross and returned three days later at his second coming? Seriously? I thought only Jesus: The guy that was totally an ARAB (deny it and be consumed in the flames of hell, not my problem), and Jesus: strikes back came out, where can I get Jesus: The third coming? Factoid: Yeah Jesus was totally a blonde haired white man which went clothed in the finest ARYAN silks, in addition he only drove in his MUSTANG 9001 and smoked Lucky Strike... Which did nothing for his luck...

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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