An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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guess what what ...

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Hello penis

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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