So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

WOw you have no life

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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