- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

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A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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