- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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