what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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