What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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Granny porn!

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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