Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Lololol

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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