What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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