Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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