A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

jd and zach loves vigina

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What do I hate? people

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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