- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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