So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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