- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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