What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

A woman walks into a bar.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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