Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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