- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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