- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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