One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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why dont they make black forks

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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