- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Your Mom

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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