- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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