What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Lololol

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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