- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

What do I hate? people

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

scraggle is in you pillow case

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

jd and zach loves vigina

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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