- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

A woman walks into a bar.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Your Mom

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What's 1+1? 69.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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