- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

What do I hate? people

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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