- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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