- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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