- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

God is real.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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