- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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