speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Why did the woman stop running? She was an escaped convict that had been on the run for twelve years and the police had finally found the place where she was hidding. Upon arriving at her house she started to open fire on the three police cars, hit two cops and killed one more. The two are fine and are going through physical therapy as they were both hit in the spine and have a difficult time performing the smallest task. The one was one called billy. Billy had died in the hospital after asking if they had got her. He died believing a lie. They never got her. She is still on the run, I lied about her stopping.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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