How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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