What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Tunechi

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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