(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

The Morman Religion.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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