Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

What's blue? The sky.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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