- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Good job, son.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

What fires shots? A gun

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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