If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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What's blue? The sky.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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