- Anti Joke

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Good job, son.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Flowers are colors Love me

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.