A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Flowers are colors Love me

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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