- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

Drew Knowles is gay

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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