If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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