Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

knock knock who's there? faith

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

This is a joke.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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