- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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