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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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