What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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