Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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no rasist joks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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