Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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can you touch your toes? no

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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