Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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What is funnier than 24 69

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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